From the Cabel Sasser Comedy Archives, two pieces of paper I've had sitting around forever. Now that I have a blog, I can finally throw them out!

First, the best "Lost Pet" poster I've come across, with surprisingly punchy copy. Then, an honest-to-god actual unretouched brochure from Great America, containing a very special "bird surprise". Enjoy!

Special Duchy Postscript

I e-mailed Rosie, who lost Duchy, to find out if Duchy was ever found. She responded within minutes!

Yes, I found her three days after I put the poster up. She was under the neighbor's deck (probably had been the whole time.) She was fine! They had just dug up the earth under my window to plant, so although it was four stories, she landed on soft earth. Very lucky.

Thanks for asking - gosh, you have had that flyer a long time!

Yay hooray!